Knitting Blues

by - April 15, 2015


Sometimes when I try to make something and it doesn't go to plan, I end up having the blues. The downside to this is that the thing you're making knows. IT KNOWS. A perfect example of this is the sewing machine. The sewing machine is a complete bastard when you're having the blues. It'll delibaretly make weird noises and run out of thread (and you'll find out about it after you've put the whole thing through). Or the thread will just simply break without any warning or reason or whatever. You know why? Because basically the sewing machine is fuel for hatred. Also wool.


Wool will look at you all sweet and innocent and then -suddenly- it'll get tangled or your dog runs off with it (and yes that's the wool's fault, not the dogs). Also, when you really need to pee and make a run for the toilet, the ball of wool will try to tackle you by getting caught between your legs and making you leap forwards. And while you're in pain, you look back at your craftsmanship and there'll be nothing left of it (except for the bit that's tangling down your leg, soaked in pee... tmi?).


Am I the only one with this problem?????

Love,
Dominique

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1 comments

  1. I know it. I have the same problems!!!
    Sometimes you wanne...........

    love, Marjan

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