Sunday Summary Week 15
I've got a tip for everyone who's feeling blue, go and ask people if they want to fill in a survey for you. However some ground rules: 1) this needs to be set in a museum and 2) this must be asked to old people. Now I believe that everyone is as young as they feel, but you'll notice the old people the minute they walk in (so it isn't necessarily the age you're looking for, however everything above 70 will meet the set standards). And let the compliments flow your way...
You'll get to hear the most wonderful things like "You're so pretty they should frame you and hang it on the wall next to the art" (literal quote). Isn't that just gorgeous yet terrifyingly creepy. I mean, the man was basically flirting with me WHILE HIS WIFE STOOD NEXT TO HIM. I've found my new target audience. Young is so overrated, old is where it's at!